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THE GREATEST SHITS OF THE 2000′S. Akron Ohio has a Phantom Shitter on the Loose.

 Well, they say a pictures worth a 1,000 words. This one pretty much speaks for itself. Akron Ohio has a phantom shitter and he needs to be stopped at all costs.  Lucky for everyone there was a local neighborhood resident that had enough of this nonsense and set up a remote camera that captured this image. […]

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TEL-TOW SIGNS OF CHEATING. Vengeful Wife stabs Hubbie’s neck over Photos of other Hoes.

This is Jasmine Teltow,21, of Dos Palos California. She doesn’t tolerate any form of marital infidelity WHATSOEVER. Jasmine was charged with attempted murder after an argument with her 34. yr. old husband turned physical which led to her stabbing him in the neck with a kitchen knife. The argument was over some nude pictures she […]

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MIAMI MEAT! Hal Hamrick just “DOING WHAT THE LADIES LIKE”

*mugshot courtesy of Port St. Lucie Police Dept.* Ladies, the answer to all your lonely nights has arrived. THE CHAMP IS HERE! He’s HAL HAMRICK, 48 of Port St. Lucie Florida. His hobbies include window shopping and exposing himself in public because “that’s what the ladies like” Look at the Intensity! That motherfucker got the eye […]

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SHOPLIFTING IS NOT CUTE! Adorable Ashley Bathrick Craves your Attention.

 This is Ashley Bathrick 18, of Raleigh North Carolina. Ashley has already gained Twitter fame being known as the CUTE MUGSHOT GIRL on a previous drug arrest. This latest offense was for shoplifting. She has her share of some desperate men offering to post bail, and bond her ass out. But that’s the world we live in. Average hoes […]

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NO MEANS HOE. Louisiana Skank cried Rape just to get a ride Home

This is Bryna Raines, 41 of Bridge City,the Gumbo Capital of Louisiana. She’s not the most attractive female by any means, but as the dirty details of this story go, someone did actually fuck her. Somebody somewhere..problem is they didn’t return her home… As it goes, Bryna hooked up with a male acquaintance at a motel […]

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Sack Attack. NFL LEGEND WARREN SAPP ARGUES WITH TWO HOES OVER PRICING.

This is NFL LEGEND Warren Sapp. Tampa Buccaneers and Oakland Raiders NFL Legend.  He’s won the Super Bowl. Made the NFL Hall of Fame. Even nDanced with the Stars. He’s continued his fame into retirement as a Analyst on NFL NETWORK…But not anymore. But as life goes, no ones perfect. Mr. Sapp has never shied away […]

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THROW THE BOOK AT HIS ASS. Library Stalker Demanded Oral Sex from Two Females.

 Nothing is worse than someone who cant shut the fuck up in the library. That someone Justin Tyler Harris, 24 years old. Hairline receded as fuck, and from Gainsville Florida. And I hope to God he ain’t a Gators fan. I know y’all people cooler that this motherfucka. Anyways, Justin decided to enter the ladies room at a […]

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HEARTS ABLAZE. Senior Loverboy tries to EXTINGUISH OLD FLAME

 This old decrepit Bastard is Carlos Garrido 79 of Baton Rouge LA. Ladies beware of Ol’ Carlos. Y’all should know that his dusty ass is married, but if you thinking about creeping and sleeping with him you best beware. ‘Cause Carlos prefers you keep secrets hidden real deep. Garrido is accused of dousing his longtime mistress […]

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GET OUTTA MAH DREAMS. GET ONTO MAH CARRR! Florida Couple engage in Late Night Sex Play at Auto Dealership

*mugshot courtesy of Palm Beach County Jail*  Remember when people used to have sex in the backseat of cars? Well these two took it to another level. Meet Erin Byrd, 18 and Ramon Mitchell 29 of West Palm Beach. They got caught NAKED and fucking on the roof of a car at MIKES AUTO SALES […]

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BATON ROUGE BEAST MODE. Louisiana Freaks post online Animal Sex.

*mugshot courtesy of Ascension Parish Jail* These two filthy animals are Johnathan Small, 31 and Jessica Chaney, 27 of Gonzales Louisiana. Just your average couple engaging in online animal sex and posting it online, really and truly sex between these two could be considered beastiality in itself…although I think Jessica is pretty hot. Now even […]

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