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“GUILTY BLACK” ON TEXAS MORNING. Dallas Cowboy RB busted stealing Fancy Cologne and Silk Underwear.

This is Joseph Randle, 22 of the NFL Fooseball Dallas Cowboys. He got busted Monday morning for trying to HOUSE some shit from a STONE BRIAR MALL area DILLARD’s.  The items were some Gucci “Guilty Black” Cologne and some Polo underwear, valued at 80.00 and 39.95 respectively. Randle basically said that he didn’t want to take […]

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CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’. Prestigious Private School Dean caught with Drugs and Unconscious Blonde in Hotel Room

This is Thomas “WOODY” Price 54, and Blonde Beauty Britney Hall, 21. Woody makes his living as the Head Man at Snobby exclusive Private Prep Academies. He’s just an average white man who presides over your snooty, elitist, entitled spoiled bastard for 8+ hours a day. Woody used to run New Orleans Isidore Newman School, the greatest, most fancy, most preppy academy in the state […]

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Are UR-INE or Out? 49′ERS FANS GET TOTALLY PISSED INSIDE THE MENS ROOM.

These classy 49′ers fans are Dario and Amador Rebollero, 34 and 27 respectively. They live in Tulare County California, but right now reside in the Santa Clara County jail after beating the piss out of two fellow 49′ers fans at a sunday NFL game against the KC Chiefs at Levi’s Stadium Fight Song Courtesy of San Francisco Gay […]

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PIPE-LAYING 101 AT DESTREHAN HIGH. Two Louisiana Teachers involved in ill-fated Menage-A-Trois with Student

Say Hello to Rachel Respess 24 and Shelley Dufresne 32 of Destrehan High School, Louisiana USA. These two teachers have upped the ante in teacher to student sex play after they arranged a three-some with a 16 yr old male student after a Friday night High School “Foose-ball” game. The sex took place in Ms. Dufresne’s […]

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JERK-OFF AFTER TAKE OFF. Mile High Masturbator causes Virgin America flight to divert.

 Doug Adams, 26 is the suspect. Not pictured… Mr. Adams managed to cause a Virgin Airlines flight from Boston to Los Angeles to make an unscheduled landing in Omaha Nebrasks, because he was masturbating furiously in flight and tried to open an exit door. Passengers reported the 26-year-old man, identified in a police report as Doug Adams, […]

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WTF at U.N.F. Sex offender caught Masturbating at North Florida University Yoga Class

 This is Joseph Jordan, 42 of Jacksonville Fla. Registered Sex Ofender. Jordan is described as a black man, 6 feet 3 inches tall and 180 pounds. Police said Jordan should be considered dangerous. He shall not be confused with Micheal Colyer the black comedian. Joseph Jordan dangerous because he prefers to beat his meat at Yoga Classes […]

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IT WAS JUST A MASSIVE CRUSH! Seattle Man gets Sexually Ravaged in his sleep by Large Black Female.

This is Chantae Gilman, 26, Seattle Wa. She had a massive hunger for dick that couldn’t be contained. Ms. Gilman was charged in connection with an alleged unforced rape/attack  inside a 31-year-old man’s Seattle apartment.  The charge was Second-degree rape for assaulting a victim who was “incapable of consenting to sexual intercourse by reason of being physically helpless.”  Somewhere in the […]

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BREAKING AND ENTERING! Florida Teenagers just needed a place to have Sex.

These two are Allison Riddle and Evan Jones both 18 of Bradenton Florida. Two Florida teens broke into a Bradenton home – not to steal, but just to have sex. Both were each charged with burglary of an unoccupied home after police called the homeowner in Michigan, who insisted on pressing charges against the pair. Police […]

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EASY, SLEAZY, BUTTERFACE, COVER-UP GIRL. Arkansas Hottie busted for stealing $144.00 worth of EYE SHADOW

This is Brandy Allen, 31 of Fayetteville Arkansas. She faces charges of shoplifting and disorderly conduct after stealing $144.00 worth of Eye-Shadow from an ULTA BEAUTY STORE.   Brandy steadfastly stated, “NO ONE FUCKING SAW HER STEAL ANYTHING”….so naturally we have to take this young lady at her word and believe that this shit never happened and […]

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HE AIN’T PERVY. HE’S MY BROTHER. Louisiana Politician’s Bro in Hot Water for Sexual Assault

This is Richard Reed, serial rapist, 65 of Covington Louisiana. You don’t know him and you probably don’t care where the fuck that parish is either. All you should know is that Richard Reed’s brother is Walter Reed, who serves as the District Attorney of St. Tammany parish…Wherever that area in bumfuck Louisiana don’t matter. All St.Tammany care about is St […]

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