This is Jacob Cox-Brown. He likes to make sure everyone knows what he is doing at the time by frequently updating his status on Facebook. When I say everyone, I mean the cops too. Jacob updated his status with this little gem; ”Drivin drunk…. classsic but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. ” At
Soldier watches wife molest kid via Skype
This is Shawn Raymo, a military police officer and his wife Jessica Raymo. Jessica had sex with a 15 year old girl and broadcast the performance to Shawn via Skye. Police officers in Upstate New York report that the Skype sex was broadcast from the soldier’s home. The alleged sex crime is thought to have
This Cougar has Claws
This is Jennie Scott and she is 50. She is a cougar with a much younger boyfriend who is 32. One day Jennie was nice enough to give her boyfriend some oral sex. She expected him to return the favor. “You scratch my privates, I scratch yours! Isn’t that how it works?” said Jennie. “It
I want a Blowjob!!!
This is Edward Patrick and he wanted a blowjob. “My girlfriend is always running her mouth, I figured she should use it for something productive.” he said. He walked up to his girlfriend and politely said “you know, a blowjob would be really nice.” She rebuffed this advance and told him it wasn’t romantic. “ok
Man hates farts
This is Austin Davis and he hates farts. If you fart around him and don’t own up to it he will beat your ass. Austin has 3 kids aged 6, 9 and 12 years old. They were driving in the car over Thanksgiving and someone let out some farts. “Them farts smelled like death!” said
Kansas City Chiefs Coach arrested for DUI
This is Adam Zimmer, a defensive assistant coach, for the Kansas City Chiefs pro football organization. Adam is in his third season with the Chiefs. He is the assistant linebackers coach and assisted linebackers coach Gary Gibbs. When asked why he drank so much Adam responded “have you seen our record? This team totally sucks.”
Model Trouble
This is former Victoria’s Secret model May Anderson. I apologize for being 6 years late on this story. May got arrested on a flight from Amsterdam to Miami. May suffered from air-rage. The Danish model allegedly hit a male flight attendant and exhibited disruptive and unruly behavior. I wonder if she showed her boobs during
Merry Christmas
This is Jessica Hunter. She was arrested for prostitution in Florida. Merry Christmas Jessica! Merry Christmas readers of Mug-Mouth!
Hot NASA Chick makes her own Driver’s License after DUI
This is Candrea Thomas and she works at NASA. One night she went out drinking and got arrested by the cops. The judge decided that Candrea should not drive for awhile and suspended her license. This didn’t sit well with Candrea. She needed her license to be able to do her job at NASA. Candrea presented
Man arrested saving the world from evil
This is Roy Strickland. He is an unlikely hero. It is his job to save the world from evil. Evil comes in many forms, but the most evil of all the forms is a python. They disguise themselves as a persons pet while they go about doing evil things…. Until Roy shows up. Roy only
