This is Lamin Manneh a 31 year old Baltimore Cop and his 19 year old wife/prostitute Marissa. Lamin decided to Pimp Marissa’s services in his spare time for $100 to an undercover cop. All of this makes Lamin Manneh the worst, most underachieving Pimp of all time…ALL TIME. To get busted by your own department
PUSSY-WHOMPED. Honey-Mooner gets Busted by the BACK.PAGE
This is Mohammed Ahmed 21, of Chicago Illinois. He was busted for trying to purchase an Internet Prostitute on his Honeymoon. Can’t really think of a worse night to get caught cyber-cheating than this one. Very much a blow to the old “Keeping the Sanctity” of Heterosexual marriage argument. The Gay Community must be having
WHITE MEN CAN PUMP. Online Bayou Whore ONLY services Cajun Caucasians. STILL BUSTED
This is Nancy Louise Gray 26, of Lafayette Lousisana. Her Escort Name is Skye. She got charged with Municipal Purposes Free Text. I don’t know what the hell that means, but I think its the selling online pussy part that got her in trouble. All I know is she doesn’t accept text messages nor
MELISSA THE TEXAS SMOKESHOW gets busted.
This is Melissa Pate 29, of Lake Jackson Texas. She’s one of the many prostitutes that Lone Star Pimps send over the State line to Louisiana to Stimulate small towns. There’s no Business like Ho business, and Kaplan La. was going to see a whole bunch of Bitches setting up shop. Melissa
2 for $20. Man pawns Wedding Ring to buy a Crack Hoe.
This is Marvin Holmes III of Greenwood South Carolina. He had a craving for some quick sex so he decided to spend a couple of bucks on Crack Ho. Marvin didn’t have any pocket change so he pawned his 10 karat wedding ring for $20 which was enough for him to get some mouth, and
BUSTED! Poker Chump goes ALL IN for Online Hoes
This is Greg “Fossil-Man” Raymer of Raleigh NC. He was the 2004 World Series of Poker Champion and famous for wearing some shitty halloween glasses at the table to psych out his opponents. Right now, he is facing charges of soliciting Prostitution in North Carolina where paying for sex is illegal…Unless it’s your cousin. He
These are My Daddy’s Hoes
This is Robert Burton, 34, of Miami Fla. He is an American Pimp trying to balance fatherhood and demands of the job. The problem came during a simple traffic stop when his 7 year old told the cops “These are my Daddy’s Hoes.” The family business went bankrupt because Bobby Jr. is much too young to
$300 Blowjobs
This is Christina Clark. She looks like a young Jodie Foster and charges as much as Jodie Foster for a blowjob. When she was picked up by police she requested $300 dollars for a blowjob. $300!!! I would give her maybe $25, or buy her a Happy Meal, but I definitely wouldn’t pay $300 dollars.
Merry Christmas
This is Jessica Hunter. She was arrested for prostitution in Florida. Merry Christmas Jessica! Merry Christmas readers of Mug-Mouth!
Man Calls Police on Prostitute
This is Scott Pipher. Scott has a hard time with the ladies so he usually just calls a prostitute. The other day Scott decided he needed some action and called a prostitute. Her name is Krystal Harmon. Krystal quickly recognized Scott as being a loser so she ripped him off. “What are you gonna do?







