Crap in Pants
This is Wayne Benoit and he crapped in his pants. He was pulled over for a DUI and when he failed the sobriety test he did what anyone would do in that situation and crapped his pants. Apparently a friend had told him that if you crap your pants the cops won’t take you to jail. He was wrong. He was booked and arrested with the turd hanging in his underwear. He was quoted as saying after the arrest “I pooped my pants in their police car”. He seems pretty happy about it. I know I am always happier after I take a nice dump.