A farmhand got a free donkey show. He was busy looking for mushrooms under horse patties when he got a free donkey show from Carlos Romero. Carlos thought no one was around and decided it was a good time to get busy with a miniature donkey. You can tell by his mugshot that he is pretty happy about it. It might also be because in Florida having mad, sweaty donkey sex is only a misdemeanor. Carlos made several other admissions below on the Police Report.This makes me feel sorry for any animals who live in Florida.