This is James Seehaus and his girlfriend won’t give him sex. He begged her for the sex, pleaded for the sex, yet still she would not give him any lovin’. Maybe it was because he was drunk, or perhaps it was because his idea of foreplay was grabbing her clitoris. In any case, she was not gonna let him have any and this made James mad. He got so mad that he grabbed his BB gun, went down to the nearest 7-11, and robbed it. I know that’s what I do when I can’t get laid. I think to myself, “where is the nearest convenience store to rob?” I am feeling playful today.