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My Kind of Party

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Coley Oneal Mitchell wanted to party. Unfortunately as a Georgia Health Sciences University (GHSU) Lab Animal Services employee he didn’t have many friends…. Except for some monkeys. So what did Coley do? He got loaded, got naked, and freed some monkeys. That’s right folks, this guy knows who his real friends are. I bet when the monkeys take over the earth like in Planet of the Apes they won’t forget Coley’s generosity. Unfortunately the cops were feeling like dicks that night so they arrested Coley.  I think partying with monkeys would be fun.

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