This is Celia Alchemy Savage of Cornelia Georgia. She’s a daddy’s girl with a definite distate for government authority. Her hobbies include explosives, pipe bombs, semi-automatic weapons, and illegal substances. She loves to kill wild animals and ride fast bikes too. She was busted on those same explosive firearms and drug charges. Says its her hobby to
Father knows BREAST. AWA Wrestler charged with Rasslin’ with daughter. 
EAT LIKE THAT FELON YOU KNOW. Mac & Cheese fight leads to Stabbing 
“LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO MEH” NOLA Man Exposes HARD PENIS at Bus Stop. 
Utah Man revives unconscious neighbor with 12″ Magic Penis. GETS HARD-TIME. 
BAR-B-CUSED. Texas Man gets 50 year conviction over $35 Rack of Ribs 
“I OWN EUNICE” LSU TIGER BUSTED ON NFL DRAFT NIGHT
This is Tharold Simon from Eunice Louisiana. He played College football in Baton Rouge for the famous LSU TIGERS of the SEC. He was scheduled to get drafted into the NFL and make millions of dollars. All he had to do was play nice on Draft Night and wait for a phone call from one of 32 rich white millionaires
Man Gets Busted for Masturbating too hard at the Beach
This is Ellijah Slocumb of Key West Florida. He was busted for masturbating too hard and furiously at Smathers Beach. No Joke. He smathered lotion on his wiener in full public view and went at it hard. A unidentified woman on the beach spotted Elijah pumping his junk so vigorously that she quoted “His Whole Body Was Shaking”
Woman embezzles company funds to pay for new BOOBS.
This is Steffani Lariscy of Ormond Beach Florida. She was an accountant for Robbins Camper Sales, but stands accused of stealing over 170,000 over a 3 year period from her boss. She used some of the money to fund her Divorce, furniture…etc. What stands out is the 7,000 she used to purchase new breasts….a picture
Lard-Ass tries to kill Wife over 4 lost Porn CD’S
This is Daniel Alan Kissner of Oklahoma City Ok. He assaulted his wife at gunpoint because she hid his porn collection….All 4 CD’s worth. Someone needs to tell Fatty that we live in the Golden Age of Porn. Remember the VHS era??? Big Bulky Ass Plastic Boxes? Impossible to hide. Rewind and pause too much and VCR might and
GHETTO SCUM CARJACKS GIRL DURING INTERNET DATE
This is Donald McGee of West Palm Beach Florida. He set up a date over the internet with Nihema Milien, the most desperate 21 year old girl ever. She picked him up, they took a nice walk in the park and talked. The date abruptly concluded at Wendy’s, where he decided to carjack her at gunpoint. All a
LYNDA BERNHISEL = HOT PSYCHO DOG KILLER
This is Lynda Bernhisel 21, of South Philadelphia. She’s hot, psycho and deranged. Currently Lynda is in trouble for killing “MAX” the neighbor’s Yorkshire Terrier. She bashed his head with a broomstick, while arguing with Dana Cassidy, Max’s owner. Man, this girl is all kinds of trouble and all kinds of Sexy. What a sick combination. There’s gonna
Men are Dogs? Papi Chulo tries to Bury his BONE next door.
This is Phillip John Garcia of Riverside CA. He is the ultimate dog in heat. He waited until his neighbor was home alone, crawled through her doggy door, made it all the way to the bedroom, and was nice enough to knock. All while naked. Just for sex. Or course she said no AND Panicked.
JUAN RAMON ORTIZ is MACHETE!
This is Juan Ramon Ortiz. AKA- MACHETE’. He had a nagging suspicion that the neighbor was banging his girlfriend while he was out working. So he did what any man would do to settle his doubt- He came home and chased the neighbor down with a rusty Machete. Look at this guy. You can tell
Scorned Female tries to yank off Ex-Boyfriends Weiner
This is Laquavia Wallace of Tampa Florida. She tried to yank off her ex-boyfriend’s penis in a last grasp effort to save their broken relationship. Laquavia wanted to try and stay together, but the ex didn’t want any part of this psycho-bitch and her wicked temper. The mugshot tells you that this girl is batshit crazy. Antonio
