This is Maxine Romano. She likes to get shitfaced. If you get in her way she will kick your ass. If you are 6’4″ she will kick your ass. If you are over 250lbs, she will kick your ass. If you are a cop, she will use her high heel to kick your ass. According to the cops, officers were called to the MVP Bar at the Sheraton Hotel(It must be classy because it’s at the Sheraton and it’s called “MVP”) around 10:30 P.M. for a report of a woman who was drunk and acting belligerent. Bar employees told police that Romano was swearing loudly at patrons, and making fun of other customers.The officers tried to make her take a cab home, but Delaney says she told the police she’d take the cab if they paid for it. She then swore at them, and wouldn’t calm down. Officers arrested her for trespassing, and she allegedly kept telling them that she owned a tanning salon, and would “have their jobs by morning.” That’s because everyone knows “She who owns the Tanning Salon, owns the town.” When they arrived at the police station, Delaney says the officers tried to help Romano sit down because she was having difficulty standing up. It was then that she allegedly went after one of the officers with her high heel- driving the shoe into his leg and leaving him with a cut. He was lucky that’s all he got because this chick looks tough. This story puts a smile on my face. What a great way to start the weekend!