This is Randy Zipperer, 49 of Deltona Florida. He stabbed his 47 year old brother over an argument that began about a missing box of Macaroni and Cheese. As they were searching for the missing box, the younger brother accidentally spilled Randy’s beer which led to the stabbing. Nobody specified what brand or type of Mac & Cheese it was
This is David Beckmann of Chicago Illinois. He was busted for engaging in sexual activity with his pet peacock ‘PHYL’ The bird died soon after the incident, probably more from embarrassment as well as physical trauma. Beckmann faces charges of child solicitation, drug possession, indecent solicitation and battery charges as well. File those under
This is Coleen Fellin, 30 of Phoenix Arizona. She was arrested for aggravated assault for grabbing a Cop by the nuts and not letting go in a timely manner. This bitch was on a busy intersection acting a fool, blocking traffic and kicking trucks. In addition to all that, it was 4:00 on a Friday.
This is Daniel Alan Kissner of Oklahoma City Ok. He assaulted his wife at gunpoint because she hid his porn collection….All 4 CD’s worth. Someone needs to tell Fatty that we live in the Golden Age of Porn. Remember the VHS era??? Big Bulky Ass Plastic Boxes? Impossible to hide. Rewind and pause too much and VCR might and
This is Donald McGee of West Palm Beach Florida. He set up a date over the internet with Nihema Milien, the most desperate 21 year old girl ever. She picked him up, they took a nice walk in the park and talked. The date abruptly concluded at Wendy’s, where he decided to carjack her at gunpoint. All a
This is Juan Ramon Ortiz. AKA- MACHETE’. He had a nagging suspicion that the neighbor was banging his girlfriend while he was out working. So he did what any man would do to settle his doubt- He came home and chased the neighbor down with a rusty Machete. Look at this guy. You can tell
This is Katie Miller. She is the girlfriend of the year 2012. She was driving home with her soon to be ex-boyfriend when they got into a fight over a party he had attended. She told him to get the hell out of her car. Her boyfriend is the type of guy who “keeps it
This is Nicole Ryan and she thinks she is a Human Black Widow Spider.This sucks if you happen to be her fiance. It REALLY sucks because not only will she try to kill you, but she doesn’t realize that black widow spiders MATE first, THEN kill. That means you won’t even get laid before she
This is Marvin Daniels and he is 63. Marvin decided to try and pull off a California Chainsaw Massacre. The first victim was to be his roommate. Fortunately for his roommate, Marvin is a loser at life and couldn’t pull it off. Tensions were rising at the home where the two resided when Marvin blew
This is Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, who is 23, and the mother of a two year old. If you piss her off she will beat you with your own leg. That’s what she did to her ex-boyfriend. She shared custody of her child with her ex-boyfriend and, at some point, got sick of it. She then
